Come. Take a tour of my house. It has slowly been redecorated and transformed by the world famous interior designer, Miss Molly. Here’s a little look at what constitutes good home design when you’re four.
When you’re four, your melt your Mom’s actual heart when she realizes the note you taped on the wall was a hand cut heart with “MOM” written all over it (the note is still taped to my wall, by the way!)
….and weeds become a decorative embellishment for your Sticky Mosaic jewelry box.
When you are four, mini pumpkins and squashes become a festive holiday display for your art table. Note the hand-decorated strips of paper strategically placed between each item. So stunning that even Martha Stuart would be envious.
When you are four, and you have a dad who gives you his horror show posable action figures, you initiate the Terminator as an honorary dwarf. You even let Sneezy hold his weapon of mass destruction. (Don’t even get me started on the inappropriateness of this, folks. But I must pick my battles.)
And I guess if the Terminator can be a dwarf, then Frankenstein can be Kai Lan’s daddy. (Sigh. Another toy from Dad’s collection.)
Many of the interior decorations pictured in this post have already been removed. No need to worry though, as they have lovingly been replaced with some other equally splendid items. Come, visit, take a look. You’ll be amazed.
Yes, my house has been taken over by a four year old decorator. And I wouldn’t have it any other way!