Why is it that the things you do want your kids to learn you can teach a bazillion times and they never seem to get it, and the things that you don't want them to learn they figure out on their own in about 5 seconds?
Hey look, Daddy's outside.
I think I'll join him. Now, how am I going to get out there?
Let's see... All I've got to do is pull this chair over to the door to stand on....